The Joxer Files

My first warning is this: I am a very big Joxer fan. All of my fanfic has him as a central character, so Joxerphobes beware.

My second warning is this: there is no second warning.

SUJE -- Society for the Unification of Joxer EnthusiastsI adopted Joxer at Magdalena's Amazing Site

Enjoy the fic. Any suggestions or requests can go to me here

Disclaimer: The characters and concepts of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess do not belong to me but to Renaissance Pictures. I am not making any money off these. They are only for the enjoyment of whoever comes to this site.

Unless otherwise stated, all fiction was written by me, JaimeBlue.

Image courtesy of Carolyn Wallace

RIP = This story contains spoilers for TLFE: Looking Death In The Eye, Livia, Eve, and/or Motherhood
WIP = Work In Progress


First are listed the one-off stories in alphabetical order. If you like, you can skip to the Series and the Team Efforts.

Abby vs. JTM: Joxer/Ares -- 5K
This was written in response to a challenge on the Herc-Slash list. -- Dear Abby answers an interesting letter.
A Long Time Coming: Joxer/? -- 10K
This was written in response to a discussion on Ksmithares about days when you seem to just annoy everybody. -- Joxer 'the annoying' hits back.
RIPDeath is Only the Beginning: Joxer/m -- NC-17 -- 10K
In the underworld, Joxer makes some discoveries.
Fathers Day -- 61K
Jett's in love with Cupid? Autolycus is in love with Salmoneus? Gabrielle is in love with Hercules? And Joxer has wings? How in Tartarus did that happen? Well, it all started with a proclamation...
RIPLove Never Dies -- 5K
I was very displeased with the events at the end of the 5th season of Xena, and so I wrote this to appease my mind.
Love The One You're With (or The Birth of A/J): f/f -- Ares/Joxer -- 5K
The name says it all :)
Matchmaker to the Afterlife: Joxer/f -- Joxer/Ares -- 5K
I originally wrote this with the intention of entering it into the Ksmithares badfic contest, but apparently it didn't qualify :) -- It's a little Mary-Sue piece where Ares wants to bring happiness to his dead ex-lover.
RIPMy Way -- 9K
After Joxer's death, he must justify his life.
Nothing's On!: Multiple pairings -- 7K
Hercules and Iolaus sit with Ares and look in on Caesar, Joxer, and Uber!Iphicles as they meet with three lovely Mary Sues ;)
One Way or Another -- Uber -- 7K
This was written in response to a 3-word challenge on KSA. I had to write a story using the following words: pyromaniacal, revolutionary, jackrabbit.
On July 16, 1918, Ares receives an unusual prayer. However, he arrives to late to save the life of the one who sent the prayer and his family.
Pretty Man -- Joxer/Hercules/Iolaus -- 28K
This is my response to Joxerotica's 5p challenge. My 5 Ps: Iolaus, Meg's Inn, Hercules' Vest, Sitting, and a Pot of Honey.
Iolaus accidentally finds out what Joxer really does at Meg's Inn.
Off the Wagon -- Joxer/m (Surprise), Joxer/Hercules/Iolaus
Sequel to Pretty Man
On the verge of starvation, Joxer does what he must to survive and winds up doing the one thing he'd sworn he'd never do again -- fall in love.
RIPSouth Greece -- R -- 5K
Eve and Livia if they had been written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of South Park. WARNING: Extreme Bad Language and Bad Taste.
The Coward: Pairing is a surprise :) -- 14K
This is a response to a challenge on Joxerotica. The story is an alternative view on the life of Joxer The Mighty based on the song The Coward Of The County by Kenny Rogers.
The Ole Switcheroo: Joxer/Ares -- 15K
This was a response to a Herc-Slash 5p challenge. My 5 things -- Ares, from the back, Iphicles' Royal Robe, Zeus' throne, and cherries.
Ares does a 'favour' for Dite, but all isn't as it seems.
RIPThe Prodigal Son: Het -- AU Joxer/AU Meg -- 15K
How the events in TLFE occurred in the Sovereign's universe.
The Trials and Tribulations of Fixing a Sword: Ares/Joxer -- 14K
Warning: this story contains a scene where non-consentual sex takes place. If this kind of content offends you, please do not read this story.
This story is a response to Tham's Quickie Challenge #8 on Ksmithares. -- Ares breaks his favourite sword and must go to the AU to replace it.
The Wine-Bearer: Joxer/Zeus -- 12K
This was a response to a challenge on Joxerotica. Zeus needs a new wine-bearer after Ganymede leaves.
Till I Can Make It Through The Night: Joxer/Ares -- 8K
This story was a response to a 3-word Challenge at Ksmithares. My words: waterfall, compassion, and bounty.
To Begin Anew: Joxer/Gabrielle -- 9K
Yes, I actually wrote a G/J story :) -- Gabrielle and Joxer reunite after a 10-year absence (throws canon right out the window -- who needs it anyway?)
Two For The Ides: Joxer/Caesar -- 10K
This was written in response to a request by Dee on the Joxerotica list when she needed a little cheering up. -- During the events in The Ides of March, Joxer decides to take matters into his own hands to stop Julius Caesar's interference in his friends' lives.
Waiting for the Night to Fall: Joxer/Ares -- Mpreg
This story is dedicated to my late friend Justin.
One lonely night, two men console each other after the deaths of the women they loved.
WIPWho Will Save Our Souls: Ares/Joxer -- 52K
This WIP has been removed due to major changes in the plot. For updates, check it out at Adultfanfiction.net


Series

The Adventures of Joxer the Mighty and Virgil
In The Name Of Joxer -- 107K
Virgil, son of Joxer the Mighty, is given a chance to change the past.
A Lesson In The Classics -- 19K
Joxer and Virgil travel to Athens to visit one of Gabrielle's Bard friends.
I Know What You Did In Corinth -- 18K
Joxer and Virgil visit the King of Corinth and must find a way to save his life.
Reunions 1: Virgil's Story -- 25K
Virgil visits his friend Armaan at the military Academy.
Reunions 2: Joxer's Story -- 25K
Joxer travels to Olympia where he is to meet up with Virgil, but as usual, no journey is as simple as it appears to be.
Together Again -- 19K
Virgil meets up with Joxer, Xena, and Gabrielle in Olympia.

Friends and Lovers: Joxer/Xena -- 33K
I bet you didn't see this one coming :). While Gabrielle is away visiting her family, Joxer is injured trying to protect Eve and Xena discovers she has more than just friendly feelings for the would-be warrior.
WIPMinor Adjustments: Joxer/Xena -- by TV's Tim
Friends and Lovers inspired Tim to write this sequel. Gabrielle finds out about her friends' relationship.

JaimeBlue's Rebel Stories: Joxer/Aphrodite
A Rebel's Reward -- 14K
In the AU, Ares GOL thinks he has the answer to Aphrodite's problems (post-Stranger in a Strange World).
The Rebel's Return -- 7K
Ares GOL must reunite Joxer the Rebel with Aphrodite, Queen of the Gods.

The King of Corinth Series: This series is ongoing -- Joxer/Iphicles

A Joxer In King Iphicles' Court -- 49K
Hercules, Xena & co. leave Joxer with the King of Corinth while they go off to battle a warlord. The two seemingly different men develop a warm friendship.
RIPJoxer and the King -- 40K
After the events of Looking Death in the Eye, Joxer finds himself with his old friend, the King of Corinth.

The Remembering Iphicles Series: -- Joxer/Iphicles
I Will Remember You -- 56K
A young Iphicles, trying to prove himself to the Warlord Janus, is given a special task. WARNING: Underage Sex (age 15)
Will You Remember Me? -- 9K
Sequel to I Will Remember You


Team Efforts

Here are some stories that I helped to write. Some are Round Robins, and one is the result of a Ksmithares chat.
Dark Horse
Gods, heroes, and centaurs. What else does a hot-blooded female need?
Go Tell It On The Mons Veneris
Affectionately known as "The Butt-Plug Round Robin".
Dite's lost her cache of sex toys, and recruits a number of our favourite Gods, heroes, Kings, and wannabes to find them.

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If you liked these stories, you may like my Fairy Tales, my Random Sillyness, my Oddities (non-Jox Xenaverse Fic), or my Crossovers, or if you're in a holiday mood, visit A Very JB Xmas

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