Here are a few little gifts I gave out over the holidays to my many listsibs. Enjoy!
The 12 Days of Solstice
(My lovely friend Tacitah said if I could do all 12 days, she'd do the pictures. See them here!
Walking Around In Dite's Underwear
O Holy Night
(This story is the sequel to another story I wrote, Love Never Dies)
by: JaimeBlue, with the assistance of Tacitah, Oshun Anat, JoeyRZ and IsosArei
On the first day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
A naked Ares.
On the second day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
2 hunky blonds
And a naked Ares.
On the third day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the fourth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the fifth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the sixth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the seventh day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the eigth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
8 cocks a leaking,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the ninth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
9 asses pumping,
8 cocks a leaking,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the tenth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
10 rimmers rimming,
9 asses pumping,
8 cocks a leaking,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the eleventh day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
11 pinchers pinching,
10 rimmers rimming,
9 asses pumping,
8 cocks a leaking,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a naked Ares.
On the twelfth day of Solstice, my true love gave to me,
12 kinky listsibs,
11 pinchers pinching,
10 rimmers rimming,
9 asses pumping,
8 cocks a leaking,
7 Gods a sucking,
6 Hephaestian chains,
5 cock rings,
4 of Hera's peacocks,
3 cute triplets,
2 hunky blonds,
And a NAKED ARES!!!!
It's the solstice season, and a number of Gods and mortals are acting quite strangely.
Furthermore, the Goddess of Love has noticed a certain irregularity in her wardrobe...
In the temple is Ares
With a garter red as cherries
They're wearing her clothes, and she doesn't know
They're walking 'round in Dite's underwear
Standing next to him is Joxer
With a bra to match his boxers
They're wearing her clothes, and she doesn't know
They're walking 'round in Dite's underwear
In the throne room sits the King of Corinth
Who's pretty face is marred with such a frown
At least until he heads off for his closet
And comes out wearing that pink chiffon gown
Later on go Jett and Auto
Committing crimes in pink stilettos
They're wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose
They're walking 'round in Dite's underwear
Oh, they're walking 'round in Dite's underwear
They're walking around in Dite's underwear!
Deck the halls with whips and cock rings, fa la la la la, la la la la
Find some hunks to fill our stockings, fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our sequined jock straps, fa la la la la la, la la la
Torture them while drinking peach schnapps, fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be horny, fa la la la la, la la la la
Winter weather's getting stormy, fa la la la la, la la la la
Huddle close and warm your asses, fa la la la la la, la la la
And don't forget slash-tinted glasses, fa la la la la, la la la la
Eat us now our fruits and berries, fa la la la la, la la la la
Make our offerings to Ares, fa la la la la, la la la la
Hide we now our gold and silver, fa la la la la la, la la la
Or they'll leave on Auto's finger, fa la la la la, la la la la
Years, they pass so fast before us, fa la la la la, la la la la
Cuddle with Herc and Iolaus, fa la la la la, la la la la
May your face be always smiling, fa la la la la la, la la la
As Joxer and I wish you tidings, fa la la la la, la la la la.
The table was set for Solstice dinner. The family and friends of Hercules and Xena sat, finishing the last of their meal.
Almost as one, they sighed.
It had been a very long year. They'd all been subject to the whims of TPTB, and most had still to decide what they were to do with themselves.
"Hey guys!" Joxer perked up. "Why don't we try and decide what we're going to do with
ourselves from now on. Iphicles, what about you..."
Iphicles: Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Meg: Maybe I'll move somewhere
Gabrielle: Maybe I'll watch the stars
Xena: Maybe I'll ride so far they'll all lose track
Joxer: Me, I'll bounce right back
Ares: Maybe I'll sleep real late
Aphrodite: Maybe I'll lose some weight
Hercules: Maybe I'll clear the junk
Iolaus: Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine
Joxer: Me, I'll be just fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy Solstice
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
Still I won't let sorrow bring me way down
All: I'll be fine and dandy
Lord, it's like a hard candy Solstice
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
Still I won't let sorrow bring me way down
Like many a child during the season, I too have written a letter to Santa Claus. I've been such a good girl, I hope he gives me all I ask for...
Santa baby,
Slip an Ares under the tree, for me,
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby,
A hero and a sidekick with eyes of blue,
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed.
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed.
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list, oh!
Santa honey,
I wanna King and that's not too big a thing,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie,
There's one thing that I really do need, the deed
To Meg's Inn so it's all mine,
Santa cutie,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree.
Get a little help from a triplet or three.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me, ooh!
Santa baby,
Please fill my stocking up with a Jox, he rocks,
And say that he'll be all mine,
Santa baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing, a fling
With that cutie Prince of Thieves now,
Santa baby,
And hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight!
This was the tenth Solstice that Hercules had watched this action unfolding before him, and he could barely remember a time when he hadn't spent a Solstice in this home. Even the memories of Solstice morning with his own family were beginning to fade, to his great distress.
He remembered the long days and nights he and Iolaus had spent with Joxer after the disappearance of his best friends. After Argo had died and Joxer had married Meg, the couple had immediately made a place in their home for Hercules and Iolaus, as well as his brother Iphicles whom he'd been surprised to find out knew Joxer quite well. The first Solstice the five of them had spent together had been shortly after the birth of their first child, Virgil...
A tapping on his shoulder broke him out of his reverie. "Yes, Iolaus?" Hercules looked in the direction his friend had pointed in and chastised himself for not having noticed the boy sooner. There was Virgil, standing apart from his brothers and sisters, a thoughtful expression on his face.
The demi-God rose from his seat and stood next to the 9-year old. "Happy Solstice, Virgil."
"Happy Solstice, Uncle Hercules."
"You don't look very happy. Is everything ok?"
The boy simply shrugged. Hercules tapped on the boy's shoulder and waggled his finger, silently asking the boy to follow him outside. He brushed some of the snow off the outdoor step and sat down, pleased that the boy had sat down as well.
"You know you can tell me anything, right Virgil?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"I mean that."
"If I told you something, would you promise not to tell anyone?"
"I don't know. Would this something hurt someone?"
"I think so."
"How about this: you tell me, and if I think it's important, I will help you tell whoever might get hurt. If it's not important, than it's just between the two of us. Does that sound good to you?" The boy nodded. "Okay."
"Uncle Hercules, you and Dad and Uncle Iolaus are good friends, right?"
"Of course we are."
"And Uncle Iphicles is the same kind of friend as you and Uncle Iolaus?"
"As far as I know, yes he is. What's on your mind, Virgil?"
The boy took a deep breath before revealing himself to his 'Uncle.'
"I saw Daddy kissing Iphicles
Underneath the mistletoe last night
They did not hear me creep downstairs to have a peek
They thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
I saw Daddy tickle Iphicles
Underneath his shirt so snowy white
What a sight it would have been if Mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Iphicles last night."
"Virgil! It's time to go wake up your Uncle Jace!" Meg shouted from the doorway.
"Be right there, Mom! Sorry Uncle Herc, but I've gotta go." The boy ran up to his mother's side and whispered up to her. "When't Uncle Jett getting here?"
"Shhhh, sweetheart. He'll be visiting after Uncles Hercules, Iolaus, and Iphicles have gone, as always."
A dazed and confused Hercules watched his 'nephew' run into the house. Well, he thought, I
guess that explains how they knew each other.